I apologize for not being as prolific as usual lately. I’ve had a hard time getting back in the groove of school and life, but I’m working on it.
What’s going on with me, in a nutshell?
- I’m working on a proposal for a new book idea. I have several ideas sketched out, some knit up and designed, and have some awesome designers who have signed on to lend their superb talent! I’m super excited and a little stressed all at the same time.
- I’m helping to coordinate the field trip for 5th grade to Astrocamp. Huzzah! So exciting, but a lot to do! Thankfully there’s a team of us to do it together!
- I’m still working in all the kids’ classes, 4 days a week, including the new knitting club that’s starting now and going til the end of the school year. My goal is to have each kid knit a square, sew them together to make a blanket and donate it to Project Linus. I hope this isn’t too ambitious.
- I saw a new headache specialist today. Spent 2 hours in his office and am hopeful things will start looking up. Fingers crossed insurance will be cooperative with some of the treatments!
- I’ve got 2 girl scouts selling cookies. Aren’t you hungry?
- I’ve got a husband and a son having birthdays this month, which makes things festive and CALORIC.
-Oh there’s other things I’m forgetting. PTA, a new fundraiser is starting soon, I’m working on my resolutions, etc. You know, LIFE.
Hopefully I can get a better handle on all this nonsense and get back to blogging on a more regular basis. Until then, here’s a post from last year at around this time that might make you laugh. I laughed so I didn’t cry.
It’s the day I headed to Los Angeles for what I’d hoped to be a great day of signing books and what ended up to be a lesson in humility.
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So, I started my big day as a celebrity by getting dolled up, getting directions, making sure I had projects to show off and contact numbers I needed, and set off. There was a buttload of traffic on the 110 freeway. I wondered if Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had to deal with traffic whenever they went to a public appearance. My answer was, “of course not, they’re probably taken in a limousine or an ambulance with lights and sirens blazing.”
I got to the convention center and parked. As I walked through the parking lot with the other conference-goers I thought, “They’re just walking right by me. No one knows who I am. No one is going to jump out and say, ‘Oh my GOSH! You’re Genevieve! The Vampire Knits author!!!” I was kind of hoping for an armed escort or two, with little rubber earpieces, whispering in the cuff of their sleeve, “The bloodsucker has landed.”

The lobby was open and spacious. There weren’t hoards of people here like the last time I was here. This is what we were greeted with the last time I was here.

I got my badge when I met up with my companion for the day, Kim. She was a lovely young woman who made me feel very important and very appreciated, which put me at ease right away. She took me up to the Random House booth, where I met Joy, and got to see this, which made me pretty happy.

I was starting to get hungry and wanted to grab a bite before showtime, so I headed down to find some food. My lunch was nothing less than glamorous. I made my way through the masses to the cafeteria. I was instantly taken back to the Star Wars Celebration IV, where at the same cafeteria I was mingling amongst Qui Gon Jins, Obi Wans, Leias and Stormtroopers. Somehow it seemed cooler then. There were so many people, and so many choices I was immediately overwhelmed. The shortest line was the pizza line so, even though I was trying to stay away from carbs, I made a beeline for the doughy goodness and hoped it was at least going to be edible. (It was surprisingly good!)
After making two laps around the eating area, finding no empty tables and few empty chairs that, upon inquiring about their occupants found none to be truly “empty,” I settled on a place on the floor around the corner from the crowds. I stood as ladylike as I could in my pencil skirt and boots and slunk to the floor. “I’m absolutely sure that Angelina Jolie has never had to sit on a convention center floor,” I thought as I tried not to make eye contact with anyone passing by.
I meandered through the exhibitor’s area on my way back to the Potter Craft booth. When I got there, I was greeted by two newcomers to the booth, one who hugged me and told me she loved the book and that I was a treasure. I’d never met this woman, but she made me feel truly appreciated and special in less than 30 seconds. Anyone who knows me knows that’s a pretty amazing feat.
After chatting with everyone at the booth for a bit, it was time to head down to the Barnes & Noble area for the signing. The area was down an escalator, just below the eating area. It was a bit hidden, to be honest. There was already a signing going on when we got there. It was Candy Spelling. Since she had a few people milling about her (and she’s someone who’s more of a celebrity), the Barnes & Noble people decided to pull a new table for me into the middle of the space and make a new signing area. I felt very important for about 15 minutes, signing posters of the book and hearing the sweet girls at B&N talk about how they loved the book, even though most of them weren’t knitters. I signed a book for one of them, even, which was great.
The rest of the hour was spent having a lovely chat with my representative from Potter Craft, who is also the Director of Publicity. We talked kids, crafting, growing up, vacations, and new book ideas. We laughed, complimented each other on how young we look, talked with the Barnes & Noble rep, and talked knitting with some of the employees. At one point, a friendly woman with vibrant, curly hair and a purple apron walked directly toward us, looked me in the eyes, and said, “Genevieve?” For one split second I thought someone recognized me from my author picture, but alas, it was a friend of a friend who’d been instructed to stop by and say hello.
What I didn’t do for that 45 minutes is sign books. I had a few people stop by and look at the book and comment on how they loved the idea, but they didn’t knit. I also had people stop by who were trying to figure out if they should know who I am or not, realize they shouldn’t, and walk past. What I didn’t do was chat with people and get to know a little bit about them so that I could personalize their books and be charming. What I did do is sign a stack of them for B&N so they could put little stickers on them that say, “Signed Copy.” On the bright side, apparently none of the signings that happened that day got much traffic, which was blamed on the somewhat hidden location. (Not that I’m rejoicing in someone else’s misery, but that we’re all in it together.)
Once the time was up, I was left to my own devices and roamed the floor. I bought a fun canvas art set for the kids that I think the rep wasn’t actually supposed to sell to me, and made bottle cap necklaces for the girls.
All in all, it was an interesting experience, and while part of me thinks I could have spent my day being much more productive, it was a lesson in humility, a lesson in the business of crafts, and the rare chance to meet some of the amazing people who helped my book get made, and for that, I’m thankful.